Welcome to Day 1 of the Waste Management.
That tournament makes me so happy to be a golf fan who loves a great time.
Okay, since we re-released Hyper-Elastic Distance two days ago, something dawned on me.
Something I’ve been thinking about for a long time.
And is completely illogical.
Why do we want more distance?
Shorter approaches equal better scoring chances, right?
Of course.
But, that’s not really why we want more distance.
Our lizard brains want more distance.
Here’s why:
1. “Impress the Crowd” Syndrome: Even if the crowd is just one guy on the green next to your tee box, the golf course has become a grand stage. Our goal? Show what Alphas we are with Herculean drives.
The belief?
A monstrous drive is directly proportional to the number of admiring glances from the fairer sex. And complimentary suds from the betas.
2. “Ego-Booster” Missile: Our cavemen brains believe that outdriving our buddies is the secret to asserting our dominance and becoming the Alpha of the group – and I think we’re right.
The longer the drive, the more dominance.
If you can’t relate to either of those things, congratulations.
You’re more logical than the rest of us lunatics.
In our Hyper-Elastic Distance training, we chuckle because we know it’s all true.
We know we’re illogical.
We’re friggin’ golfers.
I can give you stats and strategies why distance is important to shooting lower scores…
Today, who cares about logic?
It’s the start of the Phoenix Open, for god’s sake!
So, let’s get to it.
STAY STRONG
Jeff
PS – We’ve got two choices:
- Continue listening to our intolerable buddies’ trash-talking.
- Become the intolerable buddy trash-talking:)
In any event, the Hyper-Elastic Mobility Bonus only lasts for a few days, so I’d go check it out right away lest we all continue to be shamed on the tee box.