Why Can’t Ghosts Have Babies?

It’s Halloween, and in St. Louis we have a tradition that I thought was universal, but found out years ago is not. 

Around these parts, the kids must tell a joke to whomever answers the door to get the candy. 

It’s a really dog and pony show, but it’s fun. 

Most jokes are terrible, but you’ll hear a few gems. 

This was a good one told to me by a 7-yr-old: 

Why can’t ghosts have babies? 

…it’s because they have “hollow weenies.” 

It’s right on that line of inappropriate, which is right where I like to play. 

So, for the last few days, we reduced the price of the Golf Body Blueprint – Activate by 31% (from $97 to $67). 

Jokingly, I said it’s our Halloween special to help those golfers who over-indulge in the candy. 

But really, we’re hoping to jumpstart a few guys. 

One of the hardest things to do in the world is to motivate people to get fit. 

Call me an optimist, but I also think a lot of people are just one small tweak from changing their lives. 

And if running a little flash sale is what gets a handful of guys to take that first step, then we’ll happily put on our used-car salesmen hat for a minute.   

Ball’s in your court. 

Your #1 Fan, 

Jeff Pelizzaro 

PS – In a nutshell, the Golf Body Blueprint – Activate program is for golfers who are just getting back into working out, or haven’t ever worked out. 

You can find out all the “gory” details here: https://18strong.com/training-programs/activate/ 

At least until tomorrow, we reduced the price from $97 to $67 (31% off).